It was a good idea to come here after all. First, pin them down so they don't fly up and hit you in the eye. After Lisa sends Homer’s hog roast into a dam, which sends it shooting into the air, … It's still good. Uh, Dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to. The whole world wants me to eat meat! I have to agree that everything certainly- Huh? Uh-oh. But what the hell, putting the writers’ extreme Beatles fanboyism aside, it’s still a fantastic episode. I made enough gazpacho for all! Isn't there anything here that doesn't have meat in it? My name is Lisa but some people call me Veggie Lisa. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I've got the prescription for you, Doctor. So, in the interest of creating an open dialogue, sit silently and watch this film. Tell him yourself. Two independent thought alarms in one day. Possibly the meat loaf. I'm trying to impress people here, Lisa. Homer brings a roast pig for the party, but a furious Lisa climbs aboard a riding mower, and drives away with the roast pig in tow. Values Dissonance: "Lisa The Vegetarian" revolves around Lisa's family trying to dissuade her from being vegetarian. While I was gone, I got some really good advice from Paul and Linda McCartney. One brief heart-to-heart later, Lisa is committed once more to vegetarianism. Nothing beats a stroll in cattle country. It's like Paul's song, "Live and Let Live.". Upon returning home, Homer finds out that Ned Flanders is throwing a family reunion. Cohen could not concentrate on his task because he was waiting for lunch, and on the back of the script he scribbled, "Lisa becomes a vegetarian?" You brought a whole beer keg! But Lisa was always socially conscious and took up moralistic causes for specific… Capsules for the most recent seasons may not be yet finished. In the episode, Lisa decides to stop eating meat after bonding with a lamb at a petting zoo. "She of Little Faith" is the sixth episode of The Simpsons ' thirteenth season. Mark Kirkland. Isn't there anything here that doesn't have meat in it? Cohen could not concentrate on his task because he was waiting for lunch, … And only thrice the fat of a normal hot dog. I'm never, ever apologizing, because I was standing up for a just cause! He'll tell you that in nature one creature invariably eats another to survive. You may remember me from such educational films as Two Minus Three Equals Negative Fun.! MSNBC listed the episode as their second favorite in the show. The whole concept of making Lisa a vegetarian came about just because Mirkin knew it was an idea that McCartney couldn’t possibly say no to. (Part Two) 2F17: Radioactive Man: 3F01: Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily: 3F02: Bart Sells His Soul: 3F03: Lisa the Vegetarian: 3F04: Treehouse of Horror VI In his typical impulsivity, Homer decides to throw his own barbecue and only invite who he wants, i.e., not Flanders. It rolls through some bushes] Brad is the main protagonist of the game. Lisa and Homer are too angry to speak to one another, so they argue. The greatest barbecue this town has ever seen. Thanks, you guys. Lisa the Vegetarian [the family is having lamb chops for dinner and Lisa has discovered she can't eat them] Lisa: What's the difference between this lamb and the one that kissed me? You'd be surprised how often you'd find a big hunk of pork in them. In fact, Linda has her own line of vegetarian entrees. Lisa's newfound vegetarian stance is not tolerated nor understood very well, either, with Homer and Bart both mocking her for rejecting meat and tease her singing, "You don't win friends with salad!". This barbecue will be hard, thankless work. While this is happening, the flying roasted pig passes by Mr. Burns' office at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, ironically just seconds after Burns admitted to Smithers of donating to a children's fund "when pigs fly". . 3F03 Homer, you're not not talking to me. (Marge had previously said that the trip would be fun for everyone, including Lisa, who is eight.) Okay, Lisa. Wow, Mr. McClure! Of course, when Flanders asks if he can come, Homer says “Sure!” without thinking, and follows it up with a trademark “D’oh!”. Colored couch gag They can't seriously expect us to swallow that tripe. He's a middle aged, drug addict self-identifying man who is haunted by the memories of his deceased sister, Lisa. Paul and Linda are vegetarians too. It's still good. With the help of Apu as well as Paul and Linda McCartney, she commits to vegetarianism. I guess I have been pretty hard on a lot of people, especially my dad. Lisa pushes her plate away. I respect your moral objection. I was a Grade A moron to ever question eating meat. Whenever we're in Springfield... we like to hang out in Apu's garden in the shade. Is there anything they don't know? » Transcripts » TV & Movie Transcripts » S » The Simpsons. Oh, my family just doesn't understand my newfound vegetarianism. I don't know exactly what went wrong, but I know it's always my fault. But I can't defend what I did. It's still good. Eventually, Homer forgives her and offers her "a veggie back ride". If you don't want lamb chops, there's lots of other things I can make. Episode Number I still stand by my beliefs. Told in TV script form. McCartney agreed, but only on the condition that Lisa would stay a vegetarian and not revert. The next day, at school, her newfound vegetarianism becomes a problem when she is almost forced to dissect a live worm whom she imagines pleading, "Li-i-isa, what did I ever do to you-u-u-u?". We weren't satisfied with the other vegetarian meals on the market. 133 Main character(s) I think Lisa's right, Dad. Bart and Lisa look agreeably pissed at each other. 2F20: Who Shot Mr. Burns? You are. Where's the meat?". You don't have to eat meat! More of these lamb chops. Unique Lisa Simpson clothing designed and sold by artists for women, men, and everyone. His most prominent work for the show to that point had been the "Nightmare Cafeteria" segment in the season six episode "Treehouse of Horror V". They called the “You don’t win friends with salad” song "one of those archetypal Simpsons moments, one in which the writers hit a joke so long that it goes from funny to unfunny and back to funny again". The following cars have been broken into-. That night, Marge serves lamb chops for dinner, but Lisa cannot bring herself eat them as she keeps hearing the bleating voice of the lamb at the petting zoo. Come on! But it was a 150 degrees in the car. Now as a special treat, courtesy of our friends at the meat council... please help yourselves to this tripe. Bart: This one spent two hours in the broiler. She died on December 30, 1995 in Los Angeles, California, USA. it's time for them to "graduate" from Bovine University. Allemande left and do-si-diddley-diddley-do. Lisa's caustic questioning of the exact point when Doris lost her enthusiasm for her job results in the second secret "independent thought alarm" she triggered that day, prompting Seymour Skinner to think that the students have become overstimulated. You're supposed to feed them pellets from the machine over there. "), but no less committed to her cause, so she refuses to dissect it, causing an independent thought alarm to be hit. When will all those fools learn that you can be perfectly healthy... simply eating vegetables, fruits, grains and cheese? I just got my party invitations back from the printers. Baby Bear: Somebody's been sleeping in my bed. Well, I believe you're required to provide a vegetarian alternative. Grampa and the Simpson family visit Storytown Village, which is a boring amusement park for 1-7½ year olds. Mmm! Doris Grau was born on October 12, 1924 in Brooklyn, New York, USA. or through some clichéd reference but as a … No!” followed by, “sorry, force of habit” when Bart reminds her it is Lisa who is misbehaving. I'll give you a piggyback ride- Uh, oops! I know it is not easy to be a vegetarian, Lisa. Good morning, class. Well, I'm sorry. Being vegetarian is slightly less of a big deal in modern America than it was back in 1995, though her parents' conservative attitude still leave room for the plot to occur. Besides, I'm sure Storytown Village is also fun for everyone... from eight to God only knows. Lisa, honey, are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? Lisa, come back before everyone finds out what a horrible father I am! Lisa, depressed due to her family not respecting her vegetarianism, leaves the house. Slow down, Jimmy. Say what? “Lisa the Vegetarian” is one of the all time classic Simpsons episodes, with memorable lines like “Bovine University” and a message that has stuck with Lisa for decades. Lisa is a little confused ("Why does it talk like a lamb? Oh! Her schoolmates and family members ridicule her for her beliefs, but with the help of Apu as well as Paul … See? "The Boys Bathroom is not a water park." He orders Groundskeeper Willie to have all of the colored chalk removed from the classrooms, but he furiously rants that he warned them before because, in his opinion, the chalk had been "forged by Lucifer himself". Didn't you get enough lamb chops? Asked to appear in the episode, McCartney, a well-known vegetarian, agreed, on one condition: that Lisa's vegetarianism wouldn’t be a one-off gag. That's it! I take it from your yelling that you like my tofu dogs. This is strictly a Flanders affair. It's still good. Lisa, get ahold of yourself. Lisa SimpsonApu NahasapeemapetilonHomer SimpsonPaul McCartney (character)Linda McCartney (character) Okay, Lisa. I used to believe in things when I was a kid. Directed By Lisa, before you go, would you like to hear a song? [106] Sleep! Come out or I'll blow your house in. I respect your moral objection. Marge, since I'm not talking to Lisa... would you please ask her to pass me the syrup? David S. Cohen Yes, you are. But I'm sure you're up to it, Marge. When I grow up, I'm going to Bovine University. Veggie Lisa | Hi! I can't eat this. In the episode, Lisa decides to stop eating meat after bonding with a lamb at a petting zoo. Hey, a toast to the host who can boast the most roast! Paul McCartney as HimselfLinda McCartney as HerselfPhil Hartman as Troy McClure It's just a little dirty. Uh, Miss Hoover, I don't think I can dissect an animal. I can't fight it anymore! These are the best ever. I can't quite seem to... stand up under my own power anymore. Oh, you are so cute. Thus inspired, she returns home to make up with her father, and finds him in the street shouting her name, exposing his fear of being viewed as a bad father. [Homer and Bart are chasing the runaway pig for the barbecue. You don't win friends with salad. You know, Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage... when pigs fly. © 2000-2021 Forever Dreaming. Homer then shows off his pig-shaped invitations, which advertise his "BBBQ," with the extra "B" standing for "BYOBB" (The extra "B", according to Homer, is a typo). Tags: Lisa the Vegetarian According to the Hindustan Times Matt Groening is throwing a party : The creator of the legendary show, Matt Groening is reportedly planning a huge birthday party at Fox studios in Hollywood in 11 days’ time, plus what he describes as a string of on-screen surprises for fans. 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